Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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