So drunk its hurt
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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