Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
It's not a walk of shame if you run
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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