so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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