The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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