You're so nebulous sometimes
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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