I want to have your abortion
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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