He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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