he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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