Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
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He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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