mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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