This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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