haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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