were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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