I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
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so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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