I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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