is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
So much Jack, so little girl.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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