What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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