have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Those nachos came to me in a dream
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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