who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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