just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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