Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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