This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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