You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You are a genius and a whore.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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