There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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