She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You pole danced in your parka.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
