I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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