Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
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You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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