wanna go halves on a baby?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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