New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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