Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Randomize
