do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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