This girl is more easily done than said...
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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