We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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