when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
