somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The air taste purple.
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