Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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