There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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