My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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