It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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