I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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