happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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