So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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