piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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