so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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