I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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