No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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