Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You pole danced in your parka.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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