"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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