I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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