Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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