he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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