$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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