I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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