Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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