Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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