Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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