I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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