woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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