She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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