This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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