Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Reggie can tackle my bush.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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