i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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